I have to share…
I woke up this morning…enjoyed my Nescafe Instant coffee, then felt the need for some protein. I wasn’t hungry in the least, but I have no ass (I think my jeans are stretching or I just need to do some exercises)…and made myself have an egg.
Because I wasn’t really in any mood to have one, I kind of zoned out and started eating it as more of a task than a pleasure. Then after 2 bites realized a funny sensation on the sides of my tongue…where an egg-taste shouldn’t be unless they are poached with hollandaise sauce on them.
I woke up out of my daze, smelled the fucker & realized I’m eating a rotten egg!
So I almost gagged at the thought of gagging. I’d be bulimic if I could stomach it (and not care about my teeth or breath or any sort of personal health…)
I immediately ate a yogurt & brushed my teeth. I’d have smoked a cigar if I had one just to get that taste away from my brain. Did you know you can order cigars at restaurants? They’re on the menu as are cigarettes…a little like
I’m still feeling alright…it’s been over an hour now. I believe I’m safe. It was like the salt was completely separated in my taste buds from the egg; whereas with a normal, good egg, the two compliment each other very nicely. So odd…
I’m off to groom for the day…
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2 comments:
I have been a victim of a rotten egg myself, so I completly understand your experience! I actually did hurl and it was worse the second time.
I'm glad American resturants do not sell cigarettes. I would probably be dead.
Gag me with a spoon, fer sure. That's all I can even say to that post! I almost hurled just reading it. I can't believe you didn't! AHCK! I love my hard-boiled eggs in the morning, and I thought about your experience while I was eating them today. Phoi, phoi!
I agree with Flip ... I think we'd ALL be dead, one way or the other, if they sold cigs in American restaurants. Banning smoking in public places has been one of the best things to happen in my life. Truly.
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